You know those bras with the little hooks on the straps that let you convert them into a racerback? (guys just nod along sagely).
Well I was lying on the floor in my apartment, you know, just trying to get some perspective on things, (and maybe some kind of do-it-yourself chiropractic adjustment) when my fancypants convertible bra pulled yet another showstopping trick out of its ...sleeve?
While I was lolling around on my back, those helpful little hooks snuck out from behind my tank top and hooked themselves neatly into my carpet.
If you ever find yourself in a bit of a funk (like the one I've been in lately) I highly recommend getting pinned to the floor by your own undergarments. Because let me tell you, if struggling like a bewildered beetle to get up from such a ridiculous trap doesn't crack you up, I just don't know what will.
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How long did it take you to get loose? Did you need help?
Oh, not long at all once I remembered it was a frontsie. haha.
that is the funniest thing i've heard all day. nice to see you're back up and typing, though. :)
Did you laugh so hard you were too weak to stand? I love that!
Oh goodness, Sarah, the image of you writhing around on the floor attempting to get unhooked is just too funny.
j.wi: Well thank you, I'm glad to be (off my) back!
Mari: I did indeed. I thought "Well this would be a particularly pathetic way to die. Harnessed to the floor alone in my apartment until I starve." And that sent me into a super-sized giggle fit.
Elle: Despite the humiliation involved, I seriously wish someone had been around to witness it.
I'm relieved your back.. I was worried about you. Now that I know you were stuck like a science experiment in the 50's I feel much better. xo
Hahah, this would be reason you rock # 23751.
LOL I might have to try this sometime soon :)
Hahahahaha. I will never go through that in my life (being a guy) but I bet it was a funny site to see. That was hilarious.
Holy crap that's hilarious. Best wardrobe malfunction ever.
That is awesome. :) I'm laughing just picturing it, and I'm glad it made you smile.
LOl That definitely will ground and struggles you're going through. Glad you escaped!
I laughing while I picture this moment! I love it!
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