It's a good thing you didn't show the after picture, with the poor guy mauled to death and dismembered, lying there in a puddle of his own blood and urine, the deer standing over him triumphantly, bits of skin and hair in his teeth.
Then again, it would have provided a good warning.
Growing up, I thought I lived in a small town. It wasn't until my relocation to take my first job as a newspaper reporter that I realized how wrong I was...Two years later, I'm a casualty of print media downsizing and headed back to the big city to seek my fortune (or at least a social life).
Also,
1. Cerebration is the act of thinking
2. Sarahbration is the act of ME thinking
3. ...or partying?...with my brain?
4 comments:
AWWW is that a deer?:)
I really like that.
It's a good thing you didn't show the after picture, with the poor guy mauled to death and dismembered, lying there in a puddle of his own blood and urine, the deer standing over him triumphantly, bits of skin and hair in his teeth.
Then again, it would have provided a good warning.
Andhari: Ha ha. That IS a deer.
JPP: Why thanks!
Mr Apron: Boy, wouldn't you feel the insensitive brute if that turned out to be what happened.
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