This weekend, the boyfriend and I were both looking forward to a relaxing and uneventful weekend (read: fairly boring). Unfortunately, our weekends live 7 hours apart from one another.
However, while mine remained as uneventful as planned. His, not so much. He called to chat yesterday and I asked him what he had gotten up to. He said he'd had a pretty low-key Sunday. Then he got around to explaining his Saturday.
"Oh actually, I did get a call from this woman I know for some last-minute work on Saturday."
The fact that he was not immediately immediately forthcoming with the details was red flag number one.
"That's great! What did you do?"
"Oh, I just worked a trade show that was in town."
"Like, you just worked retail for the day?"
"No...no I just sort of, walked the show...
"?"
"wearing a silly costume..."
"What kind of silly costume? What are you talking about?"
"...A Spartan costume."
"So by trade show, you mean?"
"...Sexapalooza"
That's correct. While I sat at home in the middle of a constant rural snowstorm all weekend like a sucker (a bored sucker, with pocket lint), my boyfriend was wandering around tables of vibrators while dressed as a Spartan warrior.
I laughed for about half an hour.
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That's hilarious!
Oh my gosh. Trade show indeed! lol
If only there were pictures hey?
Sounds like you need this guy living closer on the weekends too - he could be falling in with the wrong crowd!
Wow. That's awesome. :) I'd love to see the look on your face as you took that in.
Oh my god. This is priceless. I once went to the bar my boyfriend works at for their 7 Deadly Sins night, he left the back room for 5 minutes, came back and I was in lingerie sleeping on the bar as Sloth.. But being Spartacus at a sex show? That takes the cake.. "Borrow my sword ladies?"
LOL thats too funny, I hope you asked for a picture :P
I hope he got a discount on product...
HAHAHAHAH.
HAHAHAHHHAHH.
Oh I love this. Too funny.
Oh my, I hope someone took a picture for you!
Unfortunately he apparently doesn't know exactly who was taking pictures or where they might appear. I would scour the internet for them, but, I'm kind of afraid of what might come up if I google "Spartan Sexapalooza"
Hahah! Whatever pays the bills, right?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I almost fell of my chair laughing - I hope he kept that costume!! ;)
That is absolutely flippin' priceless...
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