Sometimes my job is really tough. Photograph pirates and adorable children? Blech. Just make me walk the plank already.
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3 years ago
Thursday, March 19, 2009
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Sometimes my job is really tough. Photograph pirates and adorable children? Blech. Just make me walk the plank already.
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He looks a little too clean...dirty him up some!
the only one is cute is the little girl xp
Mari: His language wasn't nearly as colourful as one might expect from a pirate, either.
Lolita: She was really sweet.
Makes me wanna walk his plank..
haha i hope this is said in sarcasm. i love it!
Andrea: See? That's exactly the kind of bawdy pirate humour that was missing.
Floreta: You got me. These are the kind of days when I love to have people ask me about what I did at work today. "Oh, you know, photographed a pirate and some tiny cutesters. You?"
You could always look for a position in your local "CSI" department and take pictures of corpses all day.
They may smell a bit, but at least you won't have to deal with all of that annoying little chit-chat.
Or you could join the Maritime CSI department and take pictures of pirate corpses. Though your paper's pretty small, right? They probably don't have a Maritime CSI department.
Yet.
Just wait till those pirates off the coast of Africa start sailing around Labrador...
Bard: So true. Unless, of course, I found myself in some kind of Pushing Daisies situation.
Mr. Apron: Even better! I really do think that's what's lacking from these small-town papers.
Suggestion box, here I come.
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